2. Where’s the fire? Wait your turn to get on the train. Cutting people is not nice.

3. If an elderly man or woman gets on the train, or a child, offer up your seat. Haven’t you been sitting at a desk all day anyway?

4. Headphones, please.

5. Try not to be too loud on a rush-hour train; most people use that time to sleep. Zzzzzzzz…

6. Be friendly to your conductor.. They’re good people.

7. If you’re not a regular commuter, buy your ticket(s) before you get on the train, especially if it’s between 4-6pm. It’s cheaper and more efficient.

8. If you’re bringing a baby carriage on the train don’t attempt the stairs. That will probably end very, very badly for your child.

9. My lap is not a suitable spot to store your belongings. There are racks above the seats for a reason.

10. Don’t squeeze into a 3-seater already occupied by 2 people if you’re bigger than the average person. The space is made for 3, yes, but if you’re big you don’t count as 1… I’m not trying to be rude; it’s just not fun for anyone to be smashed up against a window for an hour, or stuck in the middle unable to move, much like I was this morning.. Ray & I had a giant sit with us!